Day 1
Being the usual muddle-headed me, I mistakened the meeting time as 515am, an hour earlier than the actual meeting time 615am. So I spent an hour lingering around the bus terminal (which was really creepy and rundown) and had weird uncles talking to me. I mean, although I know they didn't mean harm (and I prolly have no 色 to 给他们骗... ) BUT STILL!!!! I ALONE ONE GUNIANG EARLY IN THE MORNING LEH WHAT YOU EXPECT!!!
When they reached (with estelli's relatives), they gave me rainbow cakes and a birthday card! :D
i honestly thought that was it but I was surprised throughout the whole trip!
SMARTASS ESTELLI FORGOT TO BRING THE RECEIPT/LETTER/IMPORTANT DOCUMENT THAT WAS REQUIRED TO LET US CHECK INTO OUR HOTELS.
She literally shouted "FUCK!!!!!!!!!" on the whole bus, with all her relatives around HAHAHAHA.
& we almost had nowhere to stay.
Their "stranded and nowhere to stay. we're turning into hobos" look.
Luckily, there's an invention by the name of FAX. THANK THE GENIUS WHO INVENTED THIS THING! HOLY COW.
Got us thinking how fax works. Technology is rly pretty amazing.
Our first meal. Expensive and not too good.
Our crib for the next 3 or 4 days.
Shag face.
So we mainly spent the first day loitering around the mall, listing down what to get and managing our finance.
We spent time at Starbucks to chill out.
At first I was thinking why the heck they were so darn insistent on chilling at Starbucks when we can do it any other night.
BUT APPARENTLY IT HAPPENED FOR A REASON! They smuggled me a cake. I must've been damn stupid/blind to have missed it! No candles but it was good enough. & with a cuppa green tea soy milk latte. PERFECT!
IN CASE YOU THINK I SIBEI ACT CUTE, THEY MADE ME WEAR THE BUNNY EARS!
AND FUCK I LOOK DAMN SHAG.
LOVE YOU GIRLS TILL ETERNITY xoxoxo
& we played monopoly deal!
Just nice there's a card that fitted into the situation hahahahaha.
Great night chilling by the (fake Venetian) river... Starbucks why are you so awesome? I adore you! Maybe the reason is because your coffee can get me two plates of chicken rice.
Day 2/My Bday!!!!!
Woke up with this thing beside me.
Some cuddly thing with leopard bra on it.
*wakes up*
Me: eyyyy take your bra away leh
Px: It isn't mine! It's yours.
Me: It's not mine either! Take it away lehhhh.
Estelli: It's yours lah birthday girl!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA. This two irritating people hahahhaaha.
THE BRA WAS TOO SMALL!!!! DID MY BOOBS GROW? WOOHOOOO!!!!!
(self-denial. The band was too tight HAHA. BUT MY BOOBS DID "OVERFLOW" SO MAYBE I GOT BIGGER WOOHOOO!!!!)
& I LOVE THE HELLO KITTY PLUSHIE! I named it Princess! :)
We got ready for an action-packed day cos it's OUTDOOR THEMEPARK DAY!!!!
Insane queue.
Walking thairrrrr
I CAN'T FUCKING SMILE WITH MY TEETH SHOWN DAMMIT
Theme park still as boring as ever hahahha UPGRADE YOUR THEMEPARK LEH GENTING
Our hotel
LOVE THIS RIDE. & don't you think the photo I took is so artsy fartsy!
AIAIS!
Skinny bitch
THIS GIRL AH CANNOT MAINTAIN HAHAHAHA SHE YELL AND YELL ON THE RIDE COME DOWN WANNA BARF ALREADY!!!!
HAHAHAHHAH
Taken while queueing for the roller coaster!!!! (forgot its name)
Epic.
*giddy face*
Estelli you orgasming or what siah
CHAO AH LIAN!
This be the roller toaster we took.
(ROLLER TOASTER AS SAID BY ESTELLI'S NIECE HAHAHA.)
Then we took this pirate ship that goes on forever.
Estelli came down and wanted to barf. AGAIN.
Went for lunch, gave Estelli and her brother medicine (seems like the giddiness is inherited!)
THEN WE TOOK THIS!!!
FLYING COASTER FTW! WOOHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING FUN LIKE ANYTHING!!!!!!!
You lie down like super man and it turns 720degrees for multiple times! FEELS DAMN SHIOK!!!!!
Estelli kept on "HUITENG!!! HUITENG!!! OMG!!!!" throughout.
& Pui cried because we left her alone.
Up till now I feel sibei guilty cos I should have went alone instead!!! :c
But anyway by the end of the ride i kept laughing cos it's sibei shiok.
Performing some ritual
MY LEGS LOOK FUCKING STUMPY WTF
Lame yi ge
Taken while waiting for the 360degree roller coaster.
It didn't operate that day I WAS FUCKING SAD LOH zzzzzzz
This is what Pui does every night. -___________-""""""""""""""" tuck the stuffies under her blankie
Later that night we went half way down the hill for dinner!
Played with explosives! Cheap thrill.
First time seeing Estelli's mom being totally bimbotic. & I thought Estelli took over her dad for being so blur and etc. Her mom kept screaming and it was damn funny since she's usually stern and straight-faced. It's good to relax and be less tense yknow!
painted our nailssss
Day 3
MWAH.
ESTELLI HAHAHAHAHA
MISTYYYYY
We went downhill to strawberry farm! Great view from the cable car!
Landed at strawberry farm!
Poor pony.... :( Feel so sad for him cos he had to carry people on his back and he looks so sad.
& he pooped when Benjamin (Estelli's brother aka Bahbee) was on him HAHAHAHA fucking funny.
Cho kawaii!
Strawberries with honey. Fresh and sweet! TOTALLY AWESOME!
We got to pluck our own strawberries!
Handpicked by us three :)
OMG SO CUTE RIGHT!!!!!!!
Then we had tzechar nearby. FUCKING CHEAP!!!!!!!! AND NICE!!!!
That's me and Brigitte! She calls me Monster Zehzeh because I kept doing this zip up hoodie thing.
& I have to evolve into a monster everytime she says "MONSTER!" hahahhaa.
Brigitte is so adorable :)
Totally wanted to have a kid taking care of her throughout the trip.
Can be a total pain in the ass sometimes though.
& the following is a series of photos Brigitte took using my Berry, as a result of her short hands.
LOLOLOLOL BLUR AND TOTALLY KUA BO!!!!
Brigitte, try harder when you grow up! HAHA.
Bought this for Shenghui! (Erm... He calls me Fat Squirrel. God this is so embarrasing)
Went back and wanted to play glow in the dark bowling!
BUT IT CLOSED BEFORE WE COULD BOOK A LANE! :(
Super sad! Brought the kids to the arcade instead! Was tough work taking care of kids OMG I SWEAR I WANTED TO THROW BRIGITTE DOWN THE BUILDING HAHAHA.
The rest (estelli, estelli's brother, pui, and estelli's cousin/niece) all went inside the arcade but Brigitte dragged me out of the arcade insisting that there's a scary clown inside the arcade.
So I had to cheer her up and distract her. I swear I was super tired, and I decided that I should bear no children when I get married in the future!!!!!!!!
But obviously, my decision changed when Brigitte started being cute again haha.
Dammit it's so tough taking care of kids! One moment they're angels, and the other moment they're devils!
Take care of kids until damn shag
shag
BAHBEE!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Oh and while going back to the hotel room, randomly found this in my jacket pocket............
A RANDOM CHRISTMAS DECORATION BALL!!!!!!!! LOL WIN!!!!!!!!!
I WONDER WHICH TREE IT CAME FROM!
How the fuck did it get into my pocket siah?!?!?!?!
At first I thought Estelli or Pui put it in, but it just so happened that it seriously got into my pocket randomly hahaha.
So I brought it home as a souvenir LOL.
OH SPEAKING OF WHICH!!!
Estelli tried on a bracelet. and unknowingly walked out of the store with the bracelet still on her hand HAHAHA. When she realised, I casually said "Nevermind la like that you get one free bracelet".
And she replied "really ah ok lor"
HAHAHAHA!
I was just kidding and expected her to go back to pay for it. But since she didn't mind........
Then we tore of the price tag and she kinda "stole" the bracelet. INFRONT OF A BUNCH OF MALAYSIAN COPS HAHAHAHA.
How's a first theft experience? HAHA THRILLING!
Wtf hahaha. Every night we damn ding dong. We'll just do dingdong stuffs.
One night I farted a damn smelly fart HAHAHAHA and the stench lingered for like 5minutes HAHAHAHA.
I swear I take a dump every morning. I don't know how it happened. My fart is usually stenchless. Must be the onions.... The malaysian onions.... Must be.
Day 4
SO EXCITED TO GET BACK TO SINGAPORE BECAUSE MALAYSIAN HYGIENE = BLEAH.
& LIVING WITH NO DATA PLAN/RECEPTION ALMOST TOOK MY LIFE!
Compressed water bottle once we got down to Singapore because of differing air pressures!
(once a geog student always a geog student)
I'm already missing days and nights spending with them, doing crazy stuff before sleeping every night.
But I'm glad I still get to see them at work! We're working at SPH tgth! (BORING STUFF!)
Will await our next getaway, hopefully at further places! :)
